Deciphering Text

There are only Three reasons someone will send a “hey you…” text message;

1. Sender is drunk.

2. Sender is looking for a booty call.

3. Haven’t spoken to sender in months, and or years, and s/he is drunk, looking for a booty call.

Awesome.

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