Can’t always be a Lady.

“I don’t know, I can’t really commit myself to the idea of having something in my mouth that long…”

The fact that this quote is taken completely out of context is besides the point. The point is; this further proves that I generally have the mind of an 17yo boy.

Second favorite quote from today, while driving in a cab on the way to NCMF:

Friend: “You wouldn’t mind it if it was a conquistador penetrating though, would you?”

Me: “Yes, I would… you know they killed my people, right?”

Friend: “oh right, you’re Mexican.”

That one definitely is not out of context, we were (once again) talking about sex.

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